ABC of a ex

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is for BULLSH!T, which is what he was full of.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for "Damn the bad luck" which is what I have in Dating niggas.

E is for everything he said we'd do, everything he said he was, and everything he's not.

F is for faithful, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.

G is for GOD the one he thought he was and wanted to be worshipped as.

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as I was walking out the door.

I is for Impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.

K is for Kick in the nuts which is what I'm gonna give him if I see him again.

L is for Love in most cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH (he drank an awful lot).

M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are?

N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.

O is for the overwelm i felt after u left

P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!

Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.

R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was
hopeless, not to mention worthless.

S is for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.

T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.

U is for the ugly girl he is dating now.

V is for the voodoo doll I made of him. Pins are inserted of course.

W is for wife, the one he said he didn't have.

X is what he is to me now!!!

Y is for why the hell did I ever get involved with him.

Z is for the zoloft that I had to start taking.